I was going to do a Family Circus like diagram to illustrate all my lunchtime mis-adventures, but that didn't work out so well. I did find a stunning painting on my journey that I'd like to share with you now.
I believe this would be a painting of St. Apollonia, the Patroness of Dentistry. iPaq camera can not adequately capture the rich tapestry of color and imagery contained within.
Let's have a closeup of the money shot, as it were:
St. Apollonia may be the Patroness of Dentistry, but it looks to me like Thor is about to give her a nasty titty twister with the old Craftsmen there. Like I said, the iPaq just can't capture all the detail, but it looks to me like he's eyeing her rack, not her teeth. I especially love how the artist managed to convey that "yep, I wet 'em" look on old Apollonia's face.
I don't know much about art, but I know this is one weird mamma jamma of a painting. I totally pitted out my shirt to get this picture for you, so you'd better appreciate it, damn it.