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Thursday, January 25, 2007

The dead have returned and they're selling popcorn.

Click here...slow loading, but worth it.

This is wrong on so many levels. Aside from the shockingly poor CGI, there's just nothing right about having Orval Reddenbacher talking about mp3 players, a technology not around when the man died. And what's up with the bobbing and weaving near the end?

Awful, truly awful.


Ryan said...

Do they make brain-flavored liquid popcorn topping yet?

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna get one of those androidamatronic Orvils and make him bone one of those life-like sex dolls really hard, and when he shoots his load it's gonna be pure hot butter. Then I'm gonna make a porn with them called "Orvil Reddenboner's Sepcial Recipe." ...insert cheesy popcorn/porn pun here... for instance "Lookout bitch, it's about ta pop," or "Do you like it extra salty?" -Yr pal Lyle